Terms of Service

Effective Date: November 16, 2025.

1. Entertainment Purposes Only

All content on Fat Cat Buys—whether humorous, fictional, character-driven, meme-based, or educational—is provided for entertainment and general informational purposes only.

Nothing on this Site constitutes financial advice, investment advice, legal advice, tax advice, or individualized recommendations. You are solely responsible for your own financial decisions.

2. No Advisor or Client Relationship

Using this Site does not create a financial advisor–client relationship, a fiduciary relationship, or any other professional agreement. The Site is not a substitute for professional financial services.

3. No Guarantees or Accuracy Claims

Content may include hypothetical scenarios, jokes, satire, commentary, and opinions that may not reflect real-world performance or outcomes.

Fat Cat Buys makes no guarantees regarding accuracy, completeness, timeliness, results, market performance, or reliability of any content.

4. User Responsibility

You agree not to rely on this Site as your sole source for financial decisions, interpret content as actionable investment advice, use the Site for illegal purposes, or violate applicable laws or regulations.

Always consult a licensed professional before making financial decisions.

5. Third-Party Links

This Site may link to third-party websites, services, or products. Fat Cat Buys is not responsible for the content, accuracy, privacy practices, or security of any third-party service.

6. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Fat Cat Buys and its owners, affiliates, contributors, and partners are not liable for any losses or damages resulting from use of the Site, reliance on content, investment activity, errors, omissions, or technical issues. Your use of the Site is at your own risk.

7. No Warranties

The Site is provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind, express or implied.

8. Modifications

Fat Cat Buys may update these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Site means you accept any changes.

9. Contact

For questions, contact: jake@fatcatbuys.com