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Market Roast (JPM)

Market Roast (JPM)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Can’t Believe ABBV Got Lucky (ABBV)

I Can’t Believe ABBV Got Lucky (ABBV)

11/30/2025 • lila

I’m over FedEx’s slow glow-up (FDX)

I’m over FedEx’s slow glow-up (FDX)

11/30/2025 • lila

I’m Too Cool For 3D Printing Hype (GE)

I’m Too Cool For 3D Printing Hype (GE)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Watch WFC Like It’s Slow TV (WFC)

I Watch WFC Like It’s Slow TV (WFC)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (FDX)

Market Roast (FDX)

11/30/2025 • lila

I Watch TSLA, You Sweat Jitters (TSLA)

I Watch TSLA, You Sweat Jitters (TSLA)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Watch Deere Dive Without Lifting Tail (DE)

I Watch Deere Dive Without Lifting Tail (DE)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Watch Goldman Bros Play Lunch (GS)

I Watch Goldman Bros Play Lunch (GS)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Can’t Even With ABBV Today (ABBV)

I Can’t Even With ABBV Today (ABBV)

11/30/2025 • lila

** I Can’t Even With MSFT Drama (MSFT)

** I Can’t Even With MSFT Drama (MSFT)

11/30/2025 • lila

I Can’t Believe Microsoft’s Being Extra (MSFT)

I Can’t Believe Microsoft’s Being Extra (MSFT)

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast (PFE)

Market Roast (PFE)

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast (CVX)

Market Roast (CVX)

11/30/2025 • cookie

Market Roast (GE)

Market Roast (GE)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (LLY)

Market Roast (LLY)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Can’t Even With This Drug Drama (ABBV)

I Can’t Even With This Drug Drama (ABBV)

11/30/2025 • lila

I Can’t Believe Apple’s Drama Again (AAPL)

I Can’t Believe Apple’s Drama Again (AAPL)

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast (DUK)

Market Roast (DUK)

11/30/2025 • cookie

Market Roast (AMT)

Market Roast (AMT)

11/30/2025 • lila

I Own The Power You Ignore (DUK)

I Own The Power You Ignore (DUK)

11/30/2025 • cookie

Market Roast (AMD)

Market Roast (AMD)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (MS)

Market Roast (MS)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (AAPL)

Market Roast (AAPL)

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast (MRK)

Market Roast (MRK)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (NFLX)

Market Roast (NFLX)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (DE)

Market Roast (DE)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (CAT)

Market Roast (CAT)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (JNJ)

Market Roast (JNJ)

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast (META)

Market Roast (META)

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast (XOM)

Market Roast (XOM)

11/30/2025 • cookie

Market Roast (GOOGL)

Market Roast (GOOGL)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Watch Deere Flail, Unimpressed (DE)

I Watch Deere Flail, Unimpressed (DE)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast (PLD)

Market Roast (PLD)

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I’m Not Buying Pfizer’s Nose Tricks

I’m Not Buying Pfizer’s Nose Tricks

11/30/2025 • lila

I Can’t Believe JNJ Is Acting Cute

I Can’t Believe JNJ Is Acting Cute

11/30/2025 • lila

I’m Not Here For Southern’s Sad Show

I’m Not Here For Southern’s Sad Show

11/30/2025 • lila

I Watch Deere Drool Over Tariffs

I Watch Deere Drool Over Tariffs

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Can’t Believe JNJ Got Me Like This

I Can’t Believe JNJ Got Me Like This

11/30/2025 • lila

I Watch DE Drop Like It’s Clumsy

I Watch DE Drop Like It’s Clumsy

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Can’t Believe ABBV Just Did That

I Can’t Believe ABBV Just Did That

11/30/2025 • lila

I Can’t With AbbVie’s Drama

I Can’t With AbbVie’s Drama

11/30/2025 • lila

I’m Watching Duke’s Quiet Power Shift

I’m Watching Duke’s Quiet Power Shift

11/30/2025 • cookie

I Can’t Believe JNJ’s Glow-Up

I Can’t Believe JNJ’s Glow-Up

11/30/2025 • lila

I Can’t With ABBV’s Drama

I Can’t With ABBV’s Drama

11/30/2025 • lila

I Can’t Even With FedEx Drama

I Can’t Even With FedEx Drama

11/30/2025 • lila

I Watch Dividends Like They’re Toys

I Watch Dividends Like They’re Toys

11/30/2025 • fatcat

** I Can’t Even With UPS Drama

** I Can’t Even With UPS Drama

11/30/2025 • lila

I Watch Deere Stumble From My Couch

I Watch Deere Stumble From My Couch

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Watch Morgan Stanley Chase Tails

I Watch Morgan Stanley Chase Tails

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Can’t With AbbVie’s Glow-Up

I Can’t With AbbVie’s Glow-Up

11/30/2025 • lila

** I Watch GE Print Money, Barely Lifted Paw

** I Watch GE Print Money, Barely Lifted Paw

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I Can't Believe JNJ Got Hot Now

I Can't Believe JNJ Got Hot Now

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/30/2025 • lila

I Can’t Believe JNJ Jumped Like That

I Can’t Believe JNJ Jumped Like That

11/30/2025 • lila

I Can't Even With MSFT Boasting

I Can't Even With MSFT Boasting

11/30/2025 • lila

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/30/2025 • cookie

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/30/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/30/2025 • fatcat

I’m Too Chill For Your Skyscraper

I’m Too Chill For Your Skyscraper

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I Can’t Believe MSFT Is That Extra

I Can’t Believe MSFT Is That Extra

11/29/2025 • lila

I Watch Deere Droop and Yawn

I Watch Deere Droop and Yawn

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I Watch Deere Dive, Still Yawn

I Watch Deere Dive, Still Yawn

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I’m supposed to care about Exxon now

I’m supposed to care about Exxon now

11/29/2025 • cookie

I’m Losing My Mind Over TSLA’s Dip

I’m Losing My Mind Over TSLA’s Dip

11/29/2025 • rexx

I Can’t Even With Exelon’s Drama

I Can’t Even With Exelon’s Drama

11/29/2025 • lila

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/29/2025 • cookie

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/29/2025 • rexx

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/29/2025 • lila

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/29/2025 • lila

I Can’t Care About Another Oil Buyout

I Can’t Care About Another Oil Buyout

11/29/2025 • cookie

I Thought GE Was Safe Now I’m Screaming

I Thought GE Was Safe Now I’m Screaming

11/29/2025 • rexx

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I can't with MRK’s drama today

I can't with MRK’s drama today

11/29/2025 • lila

I’m too rich to care, really.

I’m too rich to care, really.

11/29/2025 • fatcat

LLY’s drugs act like flaky exes

LLY’s drugs act like flaky exes

11/29/2025 • lila

Omg, O’s kinda playing me, right?

Omg, O’s kinda playing me, right?

11/29/2025 • lila

SLB’s bounce? More like a faceplant.

SLB’s bounce? More like a faceplant.

11/29/2025 • cookie

I’m DYING watching AMD miss out!

I’m DYING watching AMD miss out!

11/29/2025 • rexx

I’m still richer than Honeywell, obviously.

I’m still richer than Honeywell, obviously.

11/29/2025 • fatcat

New CFO, same old circus act

New CFO, same old circus act

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I watched SLB crash. Still bored.

I watched SLB crash. Still bored.

11/29/2025 • cookie

I get free cash flow, you chase tails

I get free cash flow, you chase tails

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I can’t with PFE’s nose stuff

I can’t with PFE’s nose stuff

11/29/2025 • lila

I can't with EQIX's drama, omg

I can't with EQIX's drama, omg

11/29/2025 • lila

Bought French gas, lost my will

Bought French gas, lost my will

11/29/2025 • cookie

I’m freaking out, AMD just got schooled!

I’m freaking out, AMD just got schooled!

11/29/2025 • rexx

I Watch HON Lag, Still Yawn

I Watch HON Lag, Still Yawn

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I’m building towers. You? Still working.

I’m building towers. You? Still working.

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I’m just here for the free cash flow

I’m just here for the free cash flow

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Great now French oil owns your gas too

Great now French oil owns your gas too

11/29/2025 • cookie

I can't with MRK’s lymphoma drama again

I can't with MRK’s lymphoma drama again

11/29/2025 • lila

I can’t even sniff calm with PFE

I can’t even sniff calm with PFE

11/29/2025 • lila

I can’t trust Lilly’s so-called “innovations”

I can’t trust Lilly’s so-called “innovations”

11/29/2025 • lila

I swear LLY plays doctor but flunks drama school

I swear LLY plays doctor but flunks drama school

11/29/2025 • lila

Market Roast

Market Roast

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Omg bio-drugs are like lame exes

Omg bio-drugs are like lame exes

11/29/2025 • lila

I can’t believe MRK thinks it’s cute

I can’t believe MRK thinks it’s cute

11/29/2025 • lila

I Guess JPMorgan Likes Big Boxes

I Guess JPMorgan Likes Big Boxes

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Omg Pfizer thinks nose stuff saves dates

Omg Pfizer thinks nose stuff saves dates

11/29/2025 • lila

I Can’t Believe JNJ Is Still Hot

I Can’t Believe JNJ Is Still Hot

11/29/2025 • lila

Omg AbbVie thinks they’re curing drama

Omg AbbVie thinks they’re curing drama

11/29/2025 • lila

I’m obsessed with Ford’s try-hard move

I’m obsessed with Ford’s try-hard move

11/29/2025 • lila

I trusted RIOT and now omg nope

I trusted RIOT and now omg nope

11/29/2025 • lila

I Watch Humans Chase Sparks, Yawn

I Watch Humans Chase Sparks, Yawn

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Omg PLTR thinks it’s THE star

Omg PLTR thinks it’s THE star

11/29/2025 • lila

I’m stuck with PLD again omg

I’m stuck with PLD again omg

11/29/2025 • lila

I Nap While They Drop Fire Loans

I Nap While They Drop Fire Loans

11/29/2025 • fatcat

I Watch Teslas Grow While Napping

I Watch Teslas Grow While Napping

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Okay but PLD is like slow-mo drama

Okay but PLD is like slow-mo drama

11/29/2025 • lila

Follicular Lymphoma Market Trends, Opportunities, Growth Challenges and Competitive Intelligence 2025-2035

Follicular Lymphoma Market Trends, Opportunities, Growth Challenges and Competitive Intelligence 2025-2035

11/29/2025 • lila

The Week in Numbers: Britain extends fiscal buffer, Wicked sets records

The Week in Numbers: Britain extends fiscal buffer, Wicked sets records

11/29/2025 • fatcat

EOG Resources EOG Q3 2025 Earnings Call Transcript

EOG Resources EOG Q3 2025 Earnings Call Transcript

11/29/2025 • fatcat

United States Logistics Market Report 2025-2033 by Service, Category, Model Type, Type, Operation, Mode of Transport, End Use, States and Company Analysis

United States Logistics Market Report 2025-2033 by Service, Category, Model Type, Type, Operation, Mode of Transport, End Use, States and Company Analysis

11/29/2025 • lila

US High Growth Tech Stocks to Watch in November 2025

US High Growth Tech Stocks to Watch in November 2025

11/29/2025 • lila

How Is Honeywell International's Stock Performance Compared to Other Industrials Stocks?

How Is Honeywell International's Stock Performance Compared to Other Industrials Stocks?

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Should AEP's $3.5 Billion Equity Program Shift Prompt Action From American Electric Power (AEP) Investors?

Should AEP's $3.5 Billion Equity Program Shift Prompt Action From American Electric Power (AEP) Investors?

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Is American Tower Stock Underperforming the Nasdaq?

Is American Tower Stock Underperforming the Nasdaq?

11/29/2025 • lila

North America Business Software and Services Market Report 2025-2033 by Software, Service, Deployment, Enterprise, End Use, Countries and Company Analysis

North America Business Software and Services Market Report 2025-2033 by Software, Service, Deployment, Enterprise, End Use, Countries and Company Analysis

11/29/2025 • lila

JPMorganChase Announces Intention to Build a New Three-Million Sq Ft Landmark Tower in London

JPMorganChase Announces Intention to Build a New Three-Million Sq Ft Landmark Tower in London

11/29/2025 • fatcat

Latest News In Energy Transition - Americas Renewable Energy Policies Shaping Strategic Opportunities

Latest News In Energy Transition - Americas Renewable Energy Policies Shaping Strategic Opportunities

11/29/2025 • cookie

How Is Southern's Stock Performance Compared to Other Utilities Stocks?

How Is Southern's Stock Performance Compared to Other Utilities Stocks?

11/29/2025 • lila

North America 3D Printing in Healthcare Market Analysis Report 2025-2033 Featuring 3D Systems, Exone, Formlabs, General Electric, Materialise, Oxferd Performance Materials, and Organovo

North America 3D Printing in Healthcare Market Analysis Report 2025-2033 Featuring 3D Systems, Exone, Formlabs, General Electric, Materialise, Oxferd Performance Materials, and Organovo

11/29/2025 • fatcat