Latest Daily Roasts
Market Roast (JPM)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Can’t Believe ABBV Got Lucky (ABBV)
11/30/2025 • lila
I’m over FedEx’s slow glow-up (FDX)
11/30/2025 • lila
I’m Too Cool For 3D Printing Hype (GE)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Watch WFC Like It’s Slow TV (WFC)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (FDX)
11/30/2025 • lila
I Watch TSLA, You Sweat Jitters (TSLA)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Watch Deere Dive Without Lifting Tail (DE)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Watch Goldman Bros Play Lunch (GS)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Can’t Even With ABBV Today (ABBV)
11/30/2025 • lila
** I Can’t Even With MSFT Drama (MSFT)
11/30/2025 • lila
I Can’t Believe Microsoft’s Being Extra (MSFT)
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast (PFE)
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast (CVX)
11/30/2025 • cookie
Market Roast (GE)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (LLY)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Can’t Even With This Drug Drama (ABBV)
11/30/2025 • lila
I Can’t Believe Apple’s Drama Again (AAPL)
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast (DUK)
11/30/2025 • cookie
Market Roast (AMT)
11/30/2025 • lila
I Own The Power You Ignore (DUK)
11/30/2025 • cookie
Market Roast (AMD)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (MS)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (AAPL)
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast (MRK)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (NFLX)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (DE)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (CAT)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (JNJ)
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast (META)
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast (XOM)
11/30/2025 • cookie
Market Roast (GOOGL)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Watch Deere Flail, Unimpressed (DE)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast (PLD)
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I’m Not Buying Pfizer’s Nose Tricks
11/30/2025 • lila
I Can’t Believe JNJ Is Acting Cute
11/30/2025 • lila
I’m Not Here For Southern’s Sad Show
11/30/2025 • lila
I Watch Deere Drool Over Tariffs
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Can’t Believe JNJ Got Me Like This
11/30/2025 • lila
I Watch DE Drop Like It’s Clumsy
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Can’t Believe ABBV Just Did That
11/30/2025 • lila
I Can’t With AbbVie’s Drama
11/30/2025 • lila
I’m Watching Duke’s Quiet Power Shift
11/30/2025 • cookie
I Can’t Believe JNJ’s Glow-Up
11/30/2025 • lila
I Can’t With ABBV’s Drama
11/30/2025 • lila
I Can’t Even With FedEx Drama
11/30/2025 • lila
I Watch Dividends Like They’re Toys
11/30/2025 • fatcat
** I Can’t Even With UPS Drama
11/30/2025 • lila
I Watch Deere Stumble From My Couch
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Watch Morgan Stanley Chase Tails
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Can’t With AbbVie’s Glow-Up
11/30/2025 • lila
** I Watch GE Print Money, Barely Lifted Paw
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I Can't Believe JNJ Got Hot Now
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast
11/30/2025 • lila
I Can’t Believe JNJ Jumped Like That
11/30/2025 • lila
I Can't Even With MSFT Boasting
11/30/2025 • lila
Market Roast
11/30/2025 • cookie
Market Roast
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast
11/30/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast
11/30/2025 • fatcat
I’m Too Chill For Your Skyscraper
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I Can’t Believe MSFT Is That Extra
11/29/2025 • lila
I Watch Deere Droop and Yawn
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I Watch Deere Dive, Still Yawn
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I’m supposed to care about Exxon now
11/29/2025 • cookie
I’m Losing My Mind Over TSLA’s Dip
11/29/2025 • rexx
I Can’t Even With Exelon’s Drama
11/29/2025 • lila
Market Roast
11/29/2025 • cookie
Market Roast
11/29/2025 • rexx
Market Roast
11/29/2025 • lila
Market Roast
11/29/2025 • lila
I Can’t Care About Another Oil Buyout
11/29/2025 • cookie
I Thought GE Was Safe Now I’m Screaming
11/29/2025 • rexx
Market Roast
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Market Roast
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I can't with MRK’s drama today
11/29/2025 • lila
I’m too rich to care, really.
11/29/2025 • fatcat
LLY’s drugs act like flaky exes
11/29/2025 • lila
Omg, O’s kinda playing me, right?
11/29/2025 • lila
SLB’s bounce? More like a faceplant.
11/29/2025 • cookie
I’m DYING watching AMD miss out!
11/29/2025 • rexx
I’m still richer than Honeywell, obviously.
11/29/2025 • fatcat
New CFO, same old circus act
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I watched SLB crash. Still bored.
11/29/2025 • cookie
I get free cash flow, you chase tails
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I can’t with PFE’s nose stuff
11/29/2025 • lila
I can't with EQIX's drama, omg
11/29/2025 • lila
Bought French gas, lost my will
11/29/2025 • cookie
I’m freaking out, AMD just got schooled!
11/29/2025 • rexx
I Watch HON Lag, Still Yawn
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I’m building towers. You? Still working.
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I’m just here for the free cash flow
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Great now French oil owns your gas too
11/29/2025 • cookie
I can't with MRK’s lymphoma drama again
11/29/2025 • lila
I can’t even sniff calm with PFE
11/29/2025 • lila
I can’t trust Lilly’s so-called “innovations”
11/29/2025 • lila
I swear LLY plays doctor but flunks drama school
11/29/2025 • lila
Market Roast
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Omg bio-drugs are like lame exes
11/29/2025 • lila
I can’t believe MRK thinks it’s cute
11/29/2025 • lila
I Guess JPMorgan Likes Big Boxes
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Omg Pfizer thinks nose stuff saves dates
11/29/2025 • lila
I Can’t Believe JNJ Is Still Hot
11/29/2025 • lila
Omg AbbVie thinks they’re curing drama
11/29/2025 • lila
I’m obsessed with Ford’s try-hard move
11/29/2025 • lila
I trusted RIOT and now omg nope
11/29/2025 • lila
I Watch Humans Chase Sparks, Yawn
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Omg PLTR thinks it’s THE star
11/29/2025 • lila
I’m stuck with PLD again omg
11/29/2025 • lila
I Nap While They Drop Fire Loans
11/29/2025 • fatcat
I Watch Teslas Grow While Napping
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Okay but PLD is like slow-mo drama
11/29/2025 • lila
Follicular Lymphoma Market Trends, Opportunities, Growth Challenges and Competitive Intelligence 2025-2035
11/29/2025 • lila
The Week in Numbers: Britain extends fiscal buffer, Wicked sets records
11/29/2025 • fatcat
EOG Resources EOG Q3 2025 Earnings Call Transcript
11/29/2025 • fatcat
United States Logistics Market Report 2025-2033 by Service, Category, Model Type, Type, Operation, Mode of Transport, End Use, States and Company Analysis
11/29/2025 • lila
US High Growth Tech Stocks to Watch in November 2025
11/29/2025 • lila
How Is Honeywell International's Stock Performance Compared to Other Industrials Stocks?
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Should AEP's $3.5 Billion Equity Program Shift Prompt Action From American Electric Power (AEP) Investors?
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Is American Tower Stock Underperforming the Nasdaq?
11/29/2025 • lila
North America Business Software and Services Market Report 2025-2033 by Software, Service, Deployment, Enterprise, End Use, Countries and Company Analysis
11/29/2025 • lila
JPMorganChase Announces Intention to Build a New Three-Million Sq Ft Landmark Tower in London
11/29/2025 • fatcat
Latest News In Energy Transition - Americas Renewable Energy Policies Shaping Strategic Opportunities
11/29/2025 • cookie
How Is Southern's Stock Performance Compared to Other Utilities Stocks?
11/29/2025 • lila
North America 3D Printing in Healthcare Market Analysis Report 2025-2033 Featuring 3D Systems, Exone, Formlabs, General Electric, Materialise, Oxferd Performance Materials, and Organovo
11/29/2025 • fatcat