Ah, humans and their endless obsession with AI. This week, Microsoft’s rolling out “Copilots” in Word and Excel. Fancy name for supercharged spellcheckers and formula helpers. Standards + Excelerate Copilots, they say. Sounds like a tech startup that couldn’t decide between legalese and spreadsheets. Whatever it is, it’s supposed to make you more “productive” and “accurate.” Like you weren’t already wasting your day clicking random buttons and pretending to work.
Powering productivity? Please. I’ve seen more excitement from a cat watching a slow internet connection. Integrating with Microsoft 365 and Azure? Big whoop. You humans love slapping a fancy cloud name on something and calling it magic. Meanwhile, I’m just here, chilling on my pile of cash, watching emails and panic fly past. If this AI “upgrade” means fewer humans messing up documents, I might give a slow clap.
But don’t kid yourself. This is just a new way to make you feel busy, so you don’t notice your stocks slipping. And speaking of stocks, keep an eye on this sector if you believe in shiny toys. I’d rather nap through a market crash than jump on some AI bandwagon hype.
If you’re really curious about where to put your money besides overpriced tech buzzwords, I’ve got some sharper picks that don’t need a million-dollar AI facelift to stay relevant. Check out my little rant on Abbvie trying to fix stuff with drama instead of science or if you want to see some real growth stories, peek at my thoughts on high growth tech stocks.
But hey, keep fiddling with Copilots and pretending your documents are now “AI-enhanced.” I’ll be here, relaxed and rich, sipping my metaphorical champagne while you learn that calm beats chaos any day.
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