I Watch Prologis Pretend To Shine
So, Prologis. The big warehouse landlord. Everyone’s asking if it’s beating the Dow. Spoiler: nope. It’s been trailing like a pup chasing a luxury car. But here’s the laugh—analysts still sing its praises like it’s the second coming of Wall Street. Like their crystal balls are smudged.
Prologis rents out storage for all your stuff while you panic about markets. Not exactly thrilling. Yet, humans act like it’s some secret weapon. Steady confidence? Sure, if you call “meh” steady. It’s not crashing, but it’s not boosting either. Just hanging out, waiting for a miracle or a massive delivery contract.
Financial folks love to hype steady income. “Reliable,” they say. Like watching paint dry. But hey, some like their investments boring, safe, and slow. I prefer my lies rich and my profits faster. Prologis? It’s like that quiet kid in class who never causes trouble but never gets the gold star either.
If you want to be a fan, fine. But remember, even the Dow is running laps while Prologis strolls. You can keep rooting for your warehouse landlord. I’ll be here, napping on my pile of cash.
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