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Market Roast (PFE)

🧠 Lila Healthcare November 30, 2025

Omg, Pfizer’s trying so hard with this nasal drug thing. Like, who knew your nose could be so popular? It’s all about skipping those scary needles — apparently people wanna spray meds up their nostrils instead. I mean, cool for lazy sick days, but also kinda weird? Pfizer’s out here playing brain hacker, sneaking drugs right through your nose to your brain. It sounds like a sci-fi ex, all mysterious and “I’m gonna fix you” vibes.

But omg, it’s not even smooth sailing. They gotta fix some serious “permeability” drama — aka, the nose is picky and won’t let all the good stuff in. It’s like trying to text your ex but the message keeps bouncing back. Pfizer and GlaxoSmithKline are basically in a nose race, scrambling to be the first to crack the code. Can you imagine? A drug spray duel!

Honestly, this whole nasal market looks like a hot mess but a sexy one. It’s booming with chronic coughing drama and brainy drug twists. I’m lowkey impressed but also lowkey side-eyeing how practical it really is. Like, will I actually wanna spray my brain meds while I’m binge-watching? Or just spill it all over my face?

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