Morgan Stanley got a shiny new sticker today: “Outperform.” Wow. Wolfe Research must be real proud. Watching Wall Street crow about some average bank growth is like watching a kitten chase its tail — cute but pointless. Sure, MS has climbed 34.6% this year. Big deal. I’ve lounged through that much growth without even lifting a paw.
They say the wealth management side is booming. How original. Getting rich by managing other people’s money? Yawn. If you want real wealth, try ignoring the hype instead of riding it like a scared human on a rollercoaster. Everyone and their dog upgrades stocks monthly. What’s next? “MS is good at banking”? Groundbreaking.
If you want some real fun, check out the financial roast. Analysts flipping their opinions like pancakes is a classic. Meanwhile, Morgan Stanley just does the usual, and humans lose their minds like it’s the stock version of a laser pointer chase.
I’m just here, untouched and unimpressed, sipping my cream. Let the humans squawk about “strong earnings” and “market share gains.” I’m busy finding quieter corners to nap in. Because honestly, if you need an analyst upgrade to feel good, maybe wealth management isn’t your game.
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