Ah, humans and their endless toys. Microsoft says it’s putting AI copilots in Word and Excel. Fancy. Like I need help making spreadsheets. If I wanted a servant, I’d just nap on a butler’s face.
They call it “powering productivity.” Cute. I call it masking chaos with shiny bits. AI in legal and technical docs? Please. I’ve seen paper piles that look smarter. These copilots sound like over-glorified helpers for people who can’t type straight.
Microsoft 365 and Azure are behind this. Big fancy clouds and tech buzzwords to impress the scared humans. Meanwhile, I nap on real power—quiet, easy, and no updates every Tuesday. I don’t care about their multi-model whatever. It’s just another way for them to feel busy while I collect dividends.
“Standards + Excelerate” — nice branding for tools that will probably still make mistakes. Sounds like a long lunch break for me while the humans scramble to figure out these new toys. Productivity powered by AI? More like confusion powered by buzzwords.
If you want to see real productivity, try chilling like me. No buzz, no panic, just pure, steady cash flow. Humans will always find ways to complicate simple things. Meanwhile, I’ll be here, quietly watching your fancy copilots get tired.
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