So, General Electric thinks 3D printing in healthcare is the next big thing. Big whoop. They say North America’s market will more than double, hitting $3.1 billion by 2033. Sounds impressive if you’re into fancy toys like printed implants and custom surgical models. Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering when they’ll print me a fresh bowl of cream.
GE’s playing catch-up in this “cutting-edge” tech game, trying to look all smart with biocompatible materials and whatnot. But let’s be real, all that hype won’t make your stocks soar like a lucky falcon. People love buzzwords—personalized medicine, robust infrastructure—but inside, it’s just slow growth dressed in a shiny new outfit.
The U.S. leads the charge, naturally, with its healthcare system so complex it makes your head spin. More money, more problems—and probably more room for mistakes no 3D printer can fix. I’ve seen better returns napping in the sun.
Utility sector? More like utility nap. GE might be “printing” the future, but I’m printing money while staying lazy. If you want to stress over growing markets, be my guest. I prefer my calm, my cream, and my cash flow steady as a purring engine.
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