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🧠 Lila Technology November 30, 2025

I can’t with Apple’s diva meltdown

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Omg, Apple is acting like that ex who refuses to admit they’re extra. So the EU is saying Apple Ads and Maps are “gatekeepers”? Basically like calling Apple the bossy friend who controls the group chat. And Apple’s all like, “No way, we’re not that big,” but uh, hello? They’ve got 45 million users and billions in the bank. Sounds like a control freak to me.

Apple Ads is throwing a hissy fit, saying they’re tiny compared to Google and TikTok. But babe, it’s not about being the biggest bully, it’s about playing fair. Kinda like when an ex tries to control the playlist but can’t even DJ. And Maps? Apple’s Maps acting shy like it’s not used much. Honey, it’s still there trying to steal the spotlight from Google Maps and Waze’s huge fan clubs.

This whole “gatekeeper” label? It’s basically the EU saying Apple has to stop being so extra and let others play in the sandbox without throwing tantrums. I can already see Apple dragging their feet like a drama queen with six whole months to “comply.” Bet they’ll cry “unfair” and send a dozen legal texts.

If you wanna see a tech company throw the biggest diva meltdown, keep your eyes on this. Meanwhile, Apple’s just putting on a show that’s messier than my last breakup. Can someone get them a chill pill?

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