OMG, Southern (SO) is like that ex who promised the world but ghosted on the dance floor. Utilities are supposed to be steady, right? Like your reliable bestie who’s always there with snacks. But SO? Total flop. The whole utilities squad is vibing and climbing, and Southern is just sitting there, looking like it forgot the party started.
It’s tech too? Lame. Like mixing oil and water but with stocks. Analysts are giving SO the side-eye like “Maybe next time?” and honestly, same. I can’t even with how slow this stock’s been moving. It’s like watching paint dry but less exciting. Other utility stocks? They’re making moves, printing dividends like toys—yes, toys! If you want the deets, check out how dividends play as toys.
Southern’s chill vibes? Nope, it’s more like a snoozefest. It barely lifted its paw while others were quietly flexing their power. Totally missed the glow-up. If you want some actual energy, see how Dukes is making power moves without drama here.
So if you’re stuck looking at SO’s sad little chart and wondering why you’re still holding, just remember: sometimes it’s okay to cut the dead weight before the market roast you.
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