Ah, TSLA. The darling of electric dreams and overpriced hype. The U.S. EV aftermarket is supposedly about to explode from $23 billion to nearly $100 billion by 2033. Sounds like a lot until you realize it’s just humans chasing the shiny new toy again. Tesla’s supposed turbocharged growth? More like a hamster wheel on overdrive. People buy the hype, not the cars. Batteries, chargers, and all that jazz are just parts waiting to fail sooner than you think.
Sure, Bosch and ZF want to make the ecosystem “better.” How noble. Meanwhile, the rest scramble to patch up aging EVs like some desperate band-aid on a catastrophe waiting to happen. The market growth rate? 17.33%. Meh, I’d rather nap than get impressed by decimals. The real action is just humans panicking about fossil fuels and thinking EVs will save them. Spoiler: they won’t.
Meanwhile, I’m just here, swimming in profits while your aftermarket fantasies burn cash. It’s cute how everyone piles in, thinking they can ride a rocket. News flash: rockets crash too. Utility sector? More like utility circus. Tesla’s electric dreams will keep making headlines, but I’m betting my whiskers the aftermarket hype is just a slow burn with a lot of hissy fits.
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