OMG, Apple is acting like that ex who just won’t get it. The EU is seriously saying Apple Ads and Maps might be “gatekeepers”? Like, chill, Apple, no one asked for your attitude! Gatekeepers have to follow all these annoying rules to keep things “fair.” Sounds like Apple suddenly hates playing by rules. It’s like when your ex tries to control everything but then cries when you don’t care anymore.
Apple says, “No way, we’re not that big.” LOL, sure, Apple Ads is just a tiny baby compared to Google and Meta, right? Apple Maps barely even counts? I can’t stop laughing at that excuse. It’s like when your ex says, “I’m not clingy, I just care too much.” Girl, no. We see you.
If the EU decides, Apple will have six months to fix whatever mess they made. But knowing Apple, they’ll probably fight it like it’s some kind of breakup drama that needs a million text messages to settle. Honestly, I’m here for the tea, not the lectures.
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