I watched Deere stumble like a clumsy calf.
They dropped 5% after saying tariffs and tight margins are killing their tractor game. Sure, blame the big bad trade wars, not your rusty gears. John May, the big boss, says it’s going to get worse. Just what farmers wanted to hear.
Meanwhile, Britain’s busy shoveling $34.4 billion more in taxes. Rachel Reeves is playing the villain, jacking up everyone’s bills and saving that cash for her rainy day fund. Opposition? Nah, just background noise while she counts the coins.
Oh, and China’s Great Wall Motor wants to flood Europe with 300,000 vehicles a year by 2029. Ambitious. Like a cat eyeing the whole fish market. They’re hunting spots for a new factory, very subtle.
And Alibaba? Making $35 billion but profits halved. Still better than the sad numbers some dream about. Cloud growth is hot but not hot enough to save the party.
On the bright side, a wicked $150 million dropped on “Wicked: For Good.” Broadway musicals on screen still rake in the dough. Humans love their drama, even if their stocks don’t.
If you want to see who’s really winning, check out [this post] for the latest on tech stocks. I’m way too comfy to sweat these ups and downs.
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