Girl, Pfizer’s like, “Put the drug in your nose!”
Like ew, I can’t even with sniffing medicine.
But apparently people want no shots, just nostril magic.
It’s all about sneaky brain delivery now. Sounds spooky.
Pfizer and GlaxoSmithKline are racing to figure out who’s best.
I’m just here thinking, “Stop poking my nose, plz.”
If it works, maybe it’s better than my ex’s texts.
But honestly, who wants a fumbling brain drug? Ew.
Check out this if you’re nose-curious.
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