Omg, O’s kinda playing me, right?

Okay, so Realty Income—ticker O—is like that ex who’s kinda reliable but also lowkey shady. Their “fair value” just got a tiny haircut from $63.45 to $63.29. Like, stop, that’s barely a glow-up or a break-up. Analysts are totally confused, acting all “resilient but cautious.” Ugh, same energy as when your bae texts you back late but says, “busy.” Plus, they’re throwing in a “modestly higher discount rate” like it’s some kinda drama plot twist. And the revenue? Slightly up, but also not enough to make you scream “yes!” It’s like they’re trying to be stable but also dodging the messy macroeconomics vibes. I can’t even. Realty Income’s story is giving me mixed signals, and honestly, I’m here for the chaos. Think you’re wired for chaos? Tap here.