Girl, AbbVie’s out here like a know-it-all doctor.
SKYRIZI got a thumbs-up from Canada’s drug squad!
For ulcerative colitis? Uh, what even is that?
Sounds like a fancy tummy tantrum or something.
They’re flexing all these big trial names like MOTIVATE and FORTIFY.
Like, calm down, you’re not a reality show.
They even wrote love letters—no wait, “letters of intent.”
I swear, companies be texting more than my ex ever did.
But honestly, if this drug helps peeps feel less sick, cool.
Still, I can’t stop thinking this whole thing is kinda extra.
Like, “Look at me, I got all the approvals and trials!”
Chill, AbbVie—we get it, you’re the popular kid now.
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