Citigroup swaps out the CFO like a bored cat changes naps. Big fanfare about “major consumer business restructuring,” but really? It’s just bankers rearranging deck chairs while the ship lists. Momentum? More like a slow walk to the buffet. Share price flirting with three digits, yet the drama never quite ends. Investors act like it’s a thriller. I yawn. Keep sipping that coffee. I’ll keep napping on my piles of cash.
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