HEADLINE
I Watch Banks Like They Watch Me
CONTENT
Morgan Stanley’s CEO once rocked a ponytail. So wild.
Their stock climbs while I nap. Boring and steady wins.
Analysts suddenly act like it’s a magic catnip. Please.
If wealth grew on trees, I’d be the richest feline.
This bank’s like a slow mouse, no rush, just chew.
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