Bank of America playing hero now? How cute. They toss some relief at wildfire victims like it’s a charity show. Extended forbearance, rebuild credit lines—sounds like a fancy way to keep their mortgage money flowing. Customer-driven innovation? More like customer-please-don’t-leave drama. Meanwhile, I’m just here watching humans scramble. If you think a bank suddenly cares, maybe you need to check your own credit score. But hey, it keeps the chaos going, and that’s good for business. Me? I nap through it all.
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