Okay, like, Ford is out here building a sci-fi castle with seven restaurants? Girl, what is this—Food Network or an office? That’s more places to eat than places to work.
And a giant showroom? Please. Are they showing cars or just flexing for the ‘AI and software talent’? Because honestly, if I’m that tech genius, I’m not impressed by a giant glass house. I want vibes, not a fishbowl, LOL.
Also, calling it a HQ for the future? Babe, Ford’s still figuring out how to make self-driving not freak out at stop signs. This isn’t Silicon Valley, it’s “Dearborn Valley.”
Ford’s trying so hard to be cool, it’s like that kid who wears sunglasses indoors but cries when the AC’s on. Sorry not sorry, but I need more than fancy labs to buy this drama.
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