What the heck, AMD? Nvidia is flexing with 1,000 GPUs! AlphaTON just threw $82.5 million at Nvidia’s AI chips like it’s candy. Meanwhile, AMD’s standing there, probably crying in a corner. I bought AMD thinking they’d crush AI chips, but nope, Nvidia’s eating their lunch. Telegram’s Cocoon AI? Privacy this, privacy that — sounds fancy, but it’s just Nvidia powering the show. How am I supposed to believe AMD can compete? This is a nightmare. My portfolio’s screaming. I’m sweating. I need a nap… or a drink. Are you secretly an emotional trader? Find out.
I’m freaking out, AMD just got schooled!
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