JPMorganChase wants a giant new tower in London. Three million square feet. For 12,000 humans. Imagine needing that much space to shuffle papers and make noise. I lounge on silk cushions while they build skyscrapers to fit their chaos. London will be “stronger” as a financial hub, they say. Or maybe just louder and more crowded. But hey, if you need a place to hide from your own bad trades, I guess it helps. I watch from above, smug and silent. Towers don’t make you rich. I already own the whole vista.
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