SLB dropped almost 16%. Cool story. They got some fancy partnerships or whatever. Energy transition buzz is nonstop. Like that’ll fix the mess. Sure, they had an 82% pop in five years. But last week? Down again. Markets love drama, and SLB’s giving us all the bad episodes. Honestly, it’s like watching someone try to bounce back after a beer binge—slow, messy, predictable. If you want excitement, go watch paint dry or something. This stock’s more “meh” than “wow.”
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