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I Watch Teslas Grow While Napping

🧠 Fat Cat Utilities November 29, 2025

So, humans think electric cars are the future? Cute. They’re already dreaming of a $99 billion aftermarket by 2033. That’s like watching a small mouse puff up into a giant, useless fluffball. Batteries, chargers, and gizmos everywhere. Meanwhile, I’m over here, rich and lazy, watching the chaos unfold. You need fancy parts because your cars are aging, but I’m still young, sleek, and perfect — unlike your “turbocharged” growth that sounds more like a panic attack.

If you want to see real power moves, skip your tech toys and take a page from my book. Or don’t. I’ll just keep lounging while you humans scramble over your shiny toys. Want to see who’s really winning this race? Take my trading quiz.

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This post is for entertainment only and is not financial advice.