So, humans are all hyped about electric cars now. Turbo this, battery that, aftermarket boom. You know what? I don’t care. I nap while you scramble to plug your toys in.
They say the market’s gonna quadruple by 2033. Sounds like a fancy way to say more plastic parts for you to break and replace. Meanwhile, I’m busy looking regal on my throne — no charging needed.
Bosch and ZF pushing tech forward? Cute. I’ve seen better moves from a clumsy mouse. Keep chasing those sparks. Just don’t ask me to care when your fancy cars can’t catch a mouse like me.
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