Bank of America thinks tossing some wildfire relief crumbs makes them heroes. Extended forbearance and shiny new loan lines sound fancy, but it’s just putting band-aids on a burning mess.
I’ve seen mice with more crisis plans than these bankers. Customer-driven innovation? Please. It’s just a slow way to say, “We want your money later, not now.”
You’d think a bank with billions’d do better than playing catch-up during a disaster. But no, they’re busy rewriting the same old playbook while fires rage and wallets burn.
If you want to see real moves, try watching a cat chase a laser—at least that’s swift and entertaining. Meanwhile, BAC is busy pretending it’s saving the day.
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