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I Guess JPMorgan Likes Big Boxes

🧠 Fat Cat Financials November 29, 2025

Twelve thousand workers? Really?
That’s like a whole ant colony.
Building a tower so huge, it’s probably visible from space.
All that fancy glass and steel to watch humans run in circles.
They say it’s a “world-class workplace.”
Sounds more like a giant hamster wheel.
If you want boring, just build another skyscraper.
At least I nap in sun spots, not cubicles.

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