EOG’s out here bragging about “accelerating free cash flow.” Cute. They made $1.4 billion in three months and still want to be praised for it. Meanwhile, humans panic over pennies. They spend billions on dividends and buybacks like it’s charity. News flash: that’s just your money coming back, slower than I nap. Oil, gas, and whatever else they dig up went “above guidance.” Boo-hoo, you managed to do what you promised. I’m more impressed when they miss. Makes it easier to laugh at them. Want to trade calm like me? Take the quiz.
I get free cash flow, you chase tails
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