Okay, listen up. EQIX is like that ex who says they’re “all about saving the planet” but still can’t keep their act together. Janus Henderson’s sustainable fund is all hyped like, “We’re green, we’re clean,” but EQIX? More like greenwashed and messy. Tech sector’s supposed to be shiny and smart, right? Nope. EQIX is just pretending to be eco-friendly while juggling who knows what in the background. Ugh, stop pretending you’re woke when you’re really just trying to look good. So extra. So fake. I can’t even.
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